im megan but people call me megbine.

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

troyesivan:

i wonder if ill ever go a day without completely embarrassing myself

madnessinthemusic:

does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like

  • "oh is the second season of that out?"
  • "but i need to watch that one too-"
  • "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
  • *stress*

heritance:

I never understood why society always feels the need to demonize one body type to lift up another.

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

geeses:

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

you’re on our list.

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

unpopuler:

the feeling you get when you remember summer eventually will end and you have to go back to school 

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uhmeliamay:

Do you ever have those days where you just want to curl up into a ball and cry